How to Defeat Calvinism

James White posted this. I think it is funny. As a person who has recently found the Reformed faith (Calvinism to my Arminian Baptist Church friends) I might just memorize it.


As a "newbie" Calvinist I had to have some direction to insure I am what I perceive to be the meaning of "Oh! You're one of those," from some in my church. Thank God for His sovereignty. He supplied Jeff Foxworthy to help me out with this problem. Foxworthy says, "...you might be a Calvinist if your preacher says "turn to Obadiah" and you don't have to use the index..."

Bro. Jeff has supplied many more of these. They can be found here. And, for this link I want to thank The Wittenberg Door. He posted it so I could find it.

Obama to speak to children

Tuesday Pres. Obama is going to address the school children of America.

Wednesday he will expect them to look and act like those in the picture.

Oh wait! Those aren't children (maybe). They are part of the other "Great Leader's" navy.

It's so hard to keep the ideologies of the Great Leaders separated, they think so much alike. I just wish our Great Leader would do something really special: You know resign! Preferably before he speaks to the kids.

They don't like me

Sometimes I run across things that just seem to hit the 'ol funny-bone. The Wittenberg Door (Link in my link list) posted some quotes from various church bulletins. All of them are funny, but this one just got to me:

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

I hate when they me go around back. And, this, just when I'm starting to think I might not be all bad. Oh well! Maybe they'll let me use the front door next week, that is if they let me attend again. They probably really don't like me.